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"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"How do they expect us to write back?"

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Gardener

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Man fishing with large bait

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

"Get out of my face!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.