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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"I told your parents I would convert."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Wow, you're right—this is hard."

"Never forget where you came from, son."

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'I know we're living under a park bench. Where is it written you can't put a roof on it.'

Postman taking message birds out of the post box.

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"I told you not to buy a flock of homing pigeons from someone in Vermont."

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Mantis Love

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"