Dolphin Conversationalist Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Go deep!"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Dolphin tricks.

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"The swim-with-dolphins packages were all booked."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Chick in noodle soup.