Dolphin Conversationalist Mugs

Hi, this is click-whistle-chirp. Hi. … wait, who? Did you know humans are not the only sentient species on earth? Almost every species is sentient, contrary to thousands of years of racist propaganda. They think, they feel pain, they act with intent, they feel emotions ... especially the octopods. Never get on an octopus's bad side. House of Java Cybercafe. They've just never felt the needs to speak human languages before. Before? Before what? ... Wait ... am I talking to a dolphin? The sentient

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Dolphin tricks.

"Go deep!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."