Dolphin Dialogue Fan Mugs

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dolphin

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Political Analysis

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

Santa and Ralph, the Red Bottle Nosed Dolphin wish you Sea-Sun's Greetings.