Dolphin Dialogue Fan T-Shirts

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dolphin

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Political Analysis

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

'First you come down, then we talk.'

Santa and Ralph, the Red Bottle Nosed Dolphin wish you Sea-Sun's Greetings.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"