Dolphin Fan Mugs

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Common Dolphin

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Dolphin tricks.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Go deep!"

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."