Dolphin Fan Prints

Seriously, if you want to stay under longer, give the breathing strips a try.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What a sad species humans are!"

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

mr godzilla you need anger management

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Go deep!"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Dolphin tricks.