Dolphin Friend Gifts

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"They're so like us."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

No Swimming Allowed

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Dolphin tricks.

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Feathered frenzy

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Go deep!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'