Dolphin Friend Gifts

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"They're so like us."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

No Swimming Allowed

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Jacques Cousteau.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Feathered frenzy

Dolphin tricks.

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'