Dollar Store Explorer T-Shirts

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'I don't care if you got it at the dollar store...GET THAT BIB OFF OF MY SON!!!'