Doggie Matchmaker Pillows

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

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Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"All the good ones are neutered."

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'

Soulmates.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

Computer dating.

Online Dating For Dummies

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Pinnochio's Dog.

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"