Doggie Dater Pillows

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Dog in love

Online Dating

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'That must be my computer date.'

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Cyber Love

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Online Romance

Using a social media app to date