Doggie Dater Pillows

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Dog in love

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

Using a social media app to date

Online Romance

Cyber Love

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'