Doggie Matchmakers Pillows

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

cuPad

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"All the good ones are neutered."

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Pinnochio's Dog.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

"Okay sir.I've fed your personal profile into the computer,and your ideal partner should look something like..."

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'We should return the favor, and find a mate for her.'

'Damn. He is FINE! And me without butt-mints!

"That's the last time I let you fix me up. She looks like a human to me!"

A dog biscuit company sounds like a really wise choice to me.

'We met over the internet.'

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'

My dog would like your dog's phone number.

'Do what I do when my husband hogs the remote control. Turn on the can opener. When he runs to the kitchen, go grab the remote.'

'I wish you wouldn't order for both of us.'