Furry Matchmaker Pillows

My dog would like your dog's phone number.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Pucker up!

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"All the good ones are neutered."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

Soulmates.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'You've been matched with a pub in Wigan' (to a man at a dating agency).

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Pinnochio's Dog.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"Here we match people by their hatreds. It's a much stronger bond."

"Okay sir.I've fed your personal profile into the computer,and your ideal partner should look something like..."

'We should return the favor, and find a mate for her.'

'Do I know you?'

'I always give the shy guys a 'booster shot'.'