
'Trust me dude, this place is crawling with babes.'
Add a touch of humor to their space with playful pillows designed for matchmakers. These comfy accents feature clever sayings and funny graphics that celebrate their joyful, love-connecting spirit.
'Trust me dude, this place is crawling with babes.'
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."
"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."
"Have you tried carbon dating?"
"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"
"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."
'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."
Acme Dating Service
"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."
Match maker
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Pucker up!
"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."
Sidekick speed matching service.
"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"
"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."
"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"
'I don't know what he sees in her - she can't even freeze an embryo.'
'Mandy is playing cupid again!'
"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."
"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."
"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'
Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.
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