Doggie Matchmaker Gifts

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

cuPad

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"All the good ones are neutered."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Soulmates.

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

Computer dating.

Online Dating For Dummies

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Pinnochio's Dog.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"