Dog Matchmakers Gifts

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

cuPad

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"All the good ones are neutered."

Dog admiring hot dog

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Computer dating.

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

Online Dating For Dummies

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"This one sounds hot - says he's a 'sexagenarian'!"

Pinnochio's Dog.

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Big Dogs, Little People.

"Get a dog."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."