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Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"All the good ones are neutered."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Dog admiring hot dog

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

Computer dating.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

Online Dating For Dummies

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"Get a dog."

Pinnochio's Dog.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Big Dogs, Little People.