Pet Matchmakers T-Shirts

Celebrate their pet matchmaking enthusiasm with witty T-shirts that showcase their passion for connecting pets and people in style and comfort.

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Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please. mockup

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

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"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass." mockup

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

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cuPad

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!' mockup

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.' mockup

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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Acme Dating Service

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"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..." mockup

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block' mockup

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match." mockup

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

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Match maker

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Rescue dog rejecting potential owners mockup

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

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Sidekick speed matching service.

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"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?" mockup

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

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"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!" mockup

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

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Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost." mockup

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

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'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.' mockup

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

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Dog on Cat.

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"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side." mockup

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby." mockup

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

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"All the good ones are neutered." mockup

"All the good ones are neutered."

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"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!" mockup

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

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"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match." mockup

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

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"Blue eyed blonde...let me check the files."

"Blue eyed blonde...let me check the files." mockup

"Blue eyed blonde...let me check the files."

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Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent mockup

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

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"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?" mockup

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

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Pet Matchmakers T-Shirts Collection

Pet Matchmakers Mugs

Discover our full range of pet matchmaker mugs—ideal for morning routines filled with humor and love for furry friends.

Pet Matchmakers Pillows

Find the perfect pet matchmaker pillows—bring warmth and humor to any space through designs that celebrate their animal-loving spirit.

Pet Matchmakers Prints

Browse our selection of pet matchmaker art prints—great for decorating with humor and heart, celebrating their special role in animal-human connections.