Animal Matchmaking Enthusiast T-Shirts

"All the good ones are neutered."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Cat park"

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Chasebook for Dogs

"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Ventrilamatch.com

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Hello? Help me out here. Would it kill you to show a little interest?'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Apparently, those phones are more potent than my arrows."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'