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Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Did you have a cat?"

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