Pet Matchmaker Gifts

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

Pinnochio's Dog.

'We met over the internet.'

'We should return the favor, and find a mate for her.'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Acme Dating Service

'Well, was the news good today?'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Match maker

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'