Dog Show Skeptic Gifts

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

Cat Show

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most