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"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Bunny TV.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

"Let me do the talking!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."