Dog Show Season Gifts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Dog wins 'Worst of Breed' prize.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

Westminster: The after-party

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Damn showdog people!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Best in Heat.

Bunny TV.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Most dog-like dog.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Dog Show: Most human look.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Let me do the talking!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.