Dog Owners In Denial Gifts

"Bad Dog!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Grrrr....'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

A dog reads a newspaper

Sun. Rain.

#NoJunk

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'Bone appetit!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"

"We're in for the night."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'There's probably no dog.'