Dog Owner Spouse Gifts

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog Walking Services

'That was fun!'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Cling-On Dog

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.