Dog Owner Partner Gifts

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Canine Scentipede

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Dogs life

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'