Dog Owners In Denial Mugs

"Bad Dog!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Grrrr....'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

A dog reads a newspaper

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Sun. Rain.

#NoJunk

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Bone appetit!'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

"We're in for the night."

'There's probably no dog.'