Dog Lovers' Irony Mugs

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Playing Fetch.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"I'm working from home today."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog in love

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Puppy Love

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'So who's smoking?'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Caber

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."