Dog Lovers' Irony Mugs

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Playing Fetch.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"I'm working from home today."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog in love

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Puppy Love

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'So who's smoking?'

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"Is your dog friendly?"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Caber

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."