Dog Lover's Paradox Gifts

Sun. Rain.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Litteratti K9s.

'Beware of SUV.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Houdini's Dog

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

Beware of the dog.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'The homework ate my dog.'

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Pavement Art.

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"You're late."

An old dog learns a new trick.

'I like cats.'