Dog Walkers In Denial Gifts

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

A child and his dog

Too Much Coffee Man

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Autumn Dog

"Bad Dog!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Walking the Dog.

Have you seen me?

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Dog collars.

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

Pet peeves.

The poop scooper maid.

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

"You're up... You walk him."

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”