Dog Walkers In Denial Gifts

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Too Much Coffee Man

A child and his dog

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Autumn Dog

"Bad Dog!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Walking the Dog.

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

Dog collars.

Pet peeves.

The poop scooper maid.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"You're up... You walk him."

"Chatty conspiracy theorist neighbor, 12 o’clock. Initiate ‘pretend squirrel chase’ diversion!"