Dog Walk Disaster Aficionado Gifts

A child and his dog

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Dog Park

Dog walking Human.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"He was a rescue."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Autumn Dog

Houdini's Dog.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I'm in the lead!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

Out Of Order

Chaos at the vet's office.

Have you seen me?

'It's time for your walk.'

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

Dog collars.

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."