Dog-loving Sojourner Gifts

Soho walking society

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Canine Scentipede

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Don't even think about it."

'Out, damned Spot.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'Click it or ticket.'

Jumping Dogs

Dog Igloo.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Litteratti K9s.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Beware of SUV.'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.