Dog Lover With A Flair For Adventure Gifts

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Bypass the Falls

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Bad Dog

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Careful, he bites.'

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

The best way to get even with your enemies is to BE HAPPY. It's the last thing they want.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'...You need to make a distinction between boot-licking and butt-kissing.'

Doggie Standup

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

"Dumb dog! When I said 'kill' I was speaking metaphorically!"

Places we've been on a dog

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.