Dog Lover With A Flair For Adventure Pillows

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Bypass the Falls

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Bad Dog

'Careful, he bites.'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Dumb dog! When I said 'kill' I was speaking metaphorically!"

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

'...You need to make a distinction between boot-licking and butt-kissing.'

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

Doggie Standup

The best way to get even with your enemies is to BE HAPPY. It's the last thing they want.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Places we've been on a dog

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.