Dog Cone Wearer For Fun Gifts

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Hang Time Fido

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Frankly, business sucks."

The Problem Revealed.

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

The AdRams Family no.35 - Dog playing with computer

Postman is wearing a dog mask.