Dog Cone Wearer For Fun Pillows

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Hang Time Fido

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Frankly, business sucks."

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

The Problem Revealed.

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

The AdRams Family no.35 - Dog playing with computer

Coming this spring. The Diseaster Bunny!