Document Specialist Gifts

"Tell me we didn't just send that message without the attachment."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Good Luck!

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

In and Out Trays

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Files of Doom

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Trust Your Doctor

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Niche Marketing

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.