Document Disposal Specialist Gifts

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Fishing for Litter

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Brain Bomb Detector

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Magnet at scrapyard

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Earth day - spring clean.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"How was your day, dear?"

80% recycled

'What training do I get?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Catapult Recycling

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Mines at Sea

Sewage Treatment Plant

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

Vacu-move - discount movers.

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'