Document Disposal Specialist Pillows

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Fishing for Litter

Brain Bomb Detector

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Magnet at scrapyard

Earth day - spring clean.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'What training do I get?'

80% recycled

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Catapult Recycling

Mines at Sea

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Sewage Treatment Plant

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'