Doctor Who Appreciates Church Humor Gifts

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"It's cool – God told us to!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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Priest with the Pet Devil.

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Finger puppets in church.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I had this two years ago.'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Can we discuss this?"

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"