Doctor Who Appreciates Church Humor Gifts

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"It's cool – God told us to!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Finger puppets in church.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Church restrooms

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'I had this two years ago.'

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Can we discuss this?"

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'