Doctor's Waiting Room Regulars Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who often finds themselves waiting at the doctor’s office? Our collection offers witty, comforting, and personalized items that turn a routine visit into a moment of levity and care. Perfect for patients, staff, or anyone who makes that waiting room their home away from home.

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Hypochondriac.

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'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!' mockup

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

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'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.' mockup

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

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"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance." mockup

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

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"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?" mockup

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

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Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka mockup

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

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"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly." mockup

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

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'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.' mockup

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

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"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician." mockup

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."

"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy." mockup

"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."

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Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.'

Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.' mockup

Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.'

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'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST' mockup

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

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"Where does it hurt?"

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'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.' mockup

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

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"If you don't mind, I'm trying a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

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'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!'

'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!' mockup

'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!'

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'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.' mockup

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

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'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'

'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.' mockup

'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'

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'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?' mockup

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

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Please don't feed the fish.

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'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.'

'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.' mockup

'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.'

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"Whatever you do, don't complain about the coffee!"

"Whatever you do, don't complain about the coffee!" mockup

"Whatever you do, don't complain about the coffee!"

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"Your leg's not supposed to do that when I tap it with this little hammer."

"Your leg's not supposed to do that when I tap it with this little hammer." mockup

"Your leg's not supposed to do that when I tap it with this little hammer."

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Although grateful, George thought his visitors overdid it with the chocolates.

Although grateful, George thought his visitors overdid it with the chocolates. mockup

Although grateful, George thought his visitors overdid it with the chocolates.

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'Felt fine before I got here. Must've caught this from someone in the waiting room.'

'Felt fine before I got here. Must've caught this from someone in the waiting room.' mockup

'Felt fine before I got here. Must've caught this from someone in the waiting room.'

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'Does the dentist exit? - well, I've always believed in him, and I've heard he performs miracles - but I've never actually seen him.'

'Does the dentist exit? - well, I've always believed in him, and I've heard he performs miracles - but I've never actually seen him.' mockup

'Does the dentist exit? - well, I've always believed in him, and I've heard he performs miracles - but I've never actually seen him.'

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"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell." mockup

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

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Doctor's Waiting Room Regulars Gifts Collection

Doctor's Waiting Room Regulars Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs designed specifically for the doctor’s waiting room regulars—ideal for long waits and a perfect addition to their coffee breaks.

Doctor's Waiting Room Regulars Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows made for the waiting room regulars. Their comforting designs are perfect for relaxing or decorating their space during long waits.

Doctor's Waiting Room Regulars Prints

Browse our charming prints that celebrate the perseverance of the frequent waiting room visitor. A great way to add humor or encouragement to their space during those long hours.

Doctor's Waiting Room Regulars T-Shirts

Explore our witty t-shirts that are perfect for those who spend plenty of time in the waiting room. Lighthearted and comfortable, they make waiting a bit more fun.