Doctor's Office Enthusiast Gifts

'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Its your archeries'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Meds Toast

"He's a whiz kid."

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning."

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

Taking blood pressure

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'