Doctor's Orders Enthusiast Gifts

T-Shorts: 'The ad said: 'Ask your doctor!' I did, and he said it was crapola!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Too much Inflammation

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Anatomy.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

DOH, NHS and GP

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."