Doctor's Orders Enthusiast Gifts

T-Shorts: 'The ad said: 'Ask your doctor!' I did, and he said it was crapola!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

Anatomy.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

DOH, NHS and GP

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."