Doctor's Orders Follower Gifts

'Remember -- no salt on the raw vegetables!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Speeding Forklift

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

Vaping cigarette

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'I just love these granite counters.'

'Don't worry. That questionnaire is a lot more intrusive than your surgery will be.'

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

The infantilisation of modern culture.

"This is why you read the instructions."