Doctor's Note Aficionado Gifts

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Flu Drugs.

Doctors in Love.

'I think he is a composer.'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

When pedants take a break.

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

GP say 10 minute surgery is not long enough

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'This 32 year-old male was admitted last night with fever, chills, nausea, sweating and severe abdominal pain.'

'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'

Brain Wave Research Lab. No, Ernie, it doesn't mean that your brain has little, moving hands.

You have a low grade fever.

"I'm not sure what an extra strength placebo is!"

Hospital with specials board

"What do you think is wrong with you and what do you think my fee should be?"

Hippocrates

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!