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"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Flu Drugs.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Doctors in Love.

'I think he is a composer.'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

When pedants take a break.

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

GP say 10 minute surgery is not long enough

'This 32 year-old male was admitted last night with fever, chills, nausea, sweating and severe abdominal pain.'

'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'

You have a low grade fever.

"What do you think is wrong with you and what do you think my fee should be?"

"I'm not sure what an extra strength placebo is!"

Hippocrates

Making Music

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!