Love Note Aficionado Gifts

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"Yes...I hope I wasn't too hard on her. But she's too young to be writing love notes."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Golden age of music

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Famous Like Song

Free love

Heaven

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'I think he is a composer.'

'You are very deer to me.'

Carbon Dating

'I love you and my hair loves you.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Man states that he has never indulged in flirtation - lady suggest that perhaps he has never had any encouragement.

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"The morning light, the perfect framing of your body in the doorway—dear husband, I'm spellbound."

"My wife couldn't make it today. What are you doing later?"

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

Making Music