Love Note Aficionado Gifts

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"Yes...I hope I wasn't too hard on her. But she's too young to be writing love notes."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Golden age of music

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Free love

Famous Like Song

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Heaven

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'I think he is a composer.'

'You are very deer to me.'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Carbon Dating

'I love you and my hair loves you.'

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

"The morning light, the perfect framing of your body in the doorway—dear husband, I'm spellbound."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"My wife couldn't make it today. What are you doing later?"

Making Music