Doctor's Notes Collector Gifts

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Lactose Intolerant

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

God's Sticky Notes

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Musical Pipe

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

Musician

Wards / Mortuary

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Those are all my passwords."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Man sits at empty desk with vacant expression: 'Note to self: buy post-its.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

Dr. Smith Fear, Nose and Throat. Oh my!! You should be scared to death, Frank!

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

Stephen Collins Foster

Richard Wagner

Tweet

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Musician busks for music notes.

"No, son, tar and feathers are no longer used as punishment. Nowadays we just use sticky notes."

"The big boss must be parachuting in! I can't see my screen!!"